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THE GOOD:
"branchness is the funniest person on my friends list. She is AWESOMESAUCE." -- itcouldbelove
"branchness is married to Stephen Colbert...and I am their love child." -- say_whaaaaa
"branchness is extremely useful if you wanna meet the world ;) Plus, she makes it fun :p" -- daft_thing
"branchness is my favorite shameless celebrity stalker, and I suspect that Stephen Colbert feels the same way, but can you blame him?" -- shortyjeany
"branchness needs to stop fucking meeting awesome people in real life and is a total John Edwards fangirl." -- kiefers
"branchness is better than you because she has breathed the same air as Stephen Colbert." -- heathabear
"branchness is the kind of person you talk to about your dirty thoughts late at night, and she laughs at them and then shares some of her own. oh, and she has a crush on pretty much every newsman." -- ilysespieces
"branchness is a hilarious chick who has a penchant for sex, drugs and rock n' roll!" - deepinblue
"branchness is a titty bag full of tit bags." ladystardst7
"branchness is an amazingly fast pooper and I want to live in her pocket." -- faithful_kiss
"branchness is one of the coolest people I've met since living in NYC. She is very laid-back and down-to-earth, and the fact that she has this one-sided relationship with Stephen Colbert just makes her that much cooler. I've also heard rumours that Amy Sedaris stalks her...if Amy is after you then you know you've made it to the BIG TIME or one might be left to believe that you are her pot dealer. Either way you've got it made." -- s123c456y
"branchness is awesome. She's got an amazing sense of humor, and she has a knack for meeting, well, everyone, which, personally, I think is ridiculously unfair. But then she posts pictures, so it all works out. Also, she introduced me to the wonderfulness that is Stephen Colbert, so she wins. Permanently. Now I just have to meet him... But, yes. Basically, branchness is cooler than you could ever hope to be." -- book_babe


THE BAD:
"branchness is on notice." -- myowntoolong
"branchness finds humor in the suffering of starving African children" -- heathabear
"branchness just may be a better person than you. But it's not likely." -- flakygoddess
"branchness desperately needs a life." -- jogflutie



THE SEXY:
"branchness is a whore and I will slap her in public." -- golly_gabby
"branchness is an anal retentive cooch who deserves crabs." -- say_whaaaaa
"branchness is a dirty little whore who should shut her dirty little mouth." -- blnd_bmbshell
"branchness is a dirty skanky whore who puts out for anyone." -- mousie962
"branchness is a stupid junkie whore." -- jogflutie
"branchness is the biggest bitch ever." --faithful_kiss







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